Friday, April 01, 2005

Update the death toll

Pope dead
Frank Perdue dead (It takes a virile man to inseminate a chicken)
Mitch Hedberg finally confirmed dead (there were rumors that it was a Kaufman-esque April Fool's joke, but it turned out to be heroin.)
US Intelligence About Iraqi WMD Dead Wrong (big surprise there).

What a fucking week.... Da Pope-ah, Mitch Hedberg, Terri Schiavo, Frank Perdue, Johnny Cochran, thousands of seal cubs, thousands in Thailand (1 earthquake the day after Christmas, another one the day after Easter. Eerie), US Intelligence (America has FIFTEEN spy agencies?!?! FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, DEA... what are the rest??)

The Gods must be seriously pissed. Glad I'm an Agnostic. Jesus didn't die for MY sins.







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